im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me
I never fucking realized how stupid a single organism could be until tonight!
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (…) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.